parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
it was only a click
It was only a click.
now im falling asleep,
while im still on my dash,
i still manage to scroll,
when’d the fuck i post that?
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”